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[The Maze Game]

OMG seriously put better instructions

Brilliant concept great idea overal nice game but you might want to explain how to fucking do it. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK" when I first opened it THEN I read the authors comments and you explained. Really would it hurt to explain how to play IN the game?

[Zelda: Lampshade]

Walkthrough

Trading ------------------
Randy ----> Money
Money ----> Dim
Dim ----> Perfume
Perfum ----> Samus
Samus ----> Toy
Toy ----> Gravedigger
Gravedigger ----> Vase
Vase ----> Guy at well (dan?)
Guy at well (dan?) ----> Frog
Frog ----> Snake (MGS)
Snake (MGS) ----> Face paints
Face paints ----> Kirby
Kirby ----> Taser
Taser ----> Sleeping guy (JT?)
After waking him up go into the house to get the lightgun
lightgun ----> Dante
Dante ----> Shovel
Use the shovel to dig up a grave in the graveyard to get corpse
Corpse ----> Mcdonalds girl
Mcdonalds girl ----> Burger
Burger ----> Randy
Then go and claim your prize
WARNING someties it crashes at the well. Dunno why

[HyperBall]

To the N00b below me

STFU and go make a decent flash yourself. This is 100 X better then anything youve ever done in your life. (This review is making up for his unfair judgement and general n00biness and I hope noone reading it will take it seriosuly)
This game is AWESOME

23450 responds:

lol. You mean the guy below the guy below you. But thanks for bringing some justice into the review system.

[- :: Commando 2 :: -]

Strategy guide

I am ninja-chickens alt account and I completed the game on impossible here is how:
Keep all the units as the basic ones and just choose stonmason and keep it on that menu throughout. Keep pumping out ogres (special) and those boat things. Also whenever you have enough choose repair from the stonemason.
When your lightning is fully charged you will also need boat full and ogre
Use lightning and then boat with any luck the enmy will then use his lightning then you use ogre. The enwmy will die in seconds. This sometimes needs to be timed right so that the enemy uses lightning etc.
Good luck and have fun kicking this games ass!

VENGEANCE-GGG responds:

Wow. Very crafty tactic ; ). I'll bear that in mind if I ever have to play it in front of friends.